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Psychoanalyze yourself. Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating! )

Questions
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?:

Alphonse

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?:

Fox

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?:

I eat it

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it:

Uh... Either two stories or just one, either way it's got lots of space. Probably has more rooms than I really need, but I'll find uses for all of them and not just for storage. The color doesn't matter to me but it cannot be pastel, and not pink. Hell no. The backyard will probably be fenced off, but the front won't be. Has nice acoustics, nice large windows, and I'll probably dig a large pool for my pet cthulu, and have lots of yard space for the dog(s).

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Not all the way, but in the back, yeah. Just so people or animals don't accidentally disturb my cthulu.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and what do you see on the dining room table?

Food.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

A mug that can double as a small bowl because that's how big and round it is.

8. What do you do with the cup?

Take it with me. Could always use another cup.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?

You mean the pool/lake where my cthulu is? Or an ocean? I like oceans. Maybe my lake feeds into the ocean. I think my cthulu would like that.

10. How will you cross the water?

By riding my cthulu-powered row boat. Or bigger boat, depending on how far I'm going.

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Answer
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.

Pfft. Hahaha!

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

So, a fox isn't that big. I guess my problems aren't big either.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

...I eat it. Does that mean I eat to solve problems? D: That doesn't make sense.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

Hm...

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

Actually, that's only half right. Considering the fence only goes through half of the property, I'm both open and closed. But actually, I don't like it when people drop by my doorstep on random because usually its solicitors.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

I love food, man. I guess I'm pretty happy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup it's made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

Mugs are usually ceramic which last pretty good, but can still crack or break if you drop them hard enough... So... Okay... comparing this to the "durability of my relationship" (with who? Al? Pfft) is....?

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.

Uh... what?

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

So wait, the lake or the ocean, because there's a huge difference between the two. O_o

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

I'm riding a row boat so... it's somewhat important? Or maybe not so important. Whatever.

Some of these answers made no sense. D:

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[ ]You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x]You have a cell phone.
[ ] You have an iPod/mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 close friends. Define "close"...
[ ] There is a swimming pool/hot tub in your house/backyard.
TOTAL: 3

[x] You dress how you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have over 350 friends on MySpace. I don't have one, period.
[ ] You have pictures on MySpace
[ ] Your parents let you have a MySpace.
[ ] You get an allowance or get money when you need it.
[x] You collect something. If being a klepto counts, then sure, I "collect" stuff.
[ ] You look foward to going to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else
[ ] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school. By MY definition of "something," not yours.
TOTAL: 3

[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). The term is "argue." And our arguments are generally funny.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.
[x] You aren't self-conscious at all
[ ] You have never gotten a failing grade on your report card
[x] You have friends.
TOTAL: 4

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[ ] You know more than one language. Still working on that...
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You have a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are generally a nice person.
TOTAL: 7

**Add totals and multiply by 3
22 x 3 = 66 (Someone check my math. I probably did it wrong.)
...So what does that mean?